Life in the changing room can be an exciting place – and even more so if you’re a member of the ultimate exclusive club, the Dream Team. These boys can expect the hottest sex with the horniest guys – lads like Dave Circus, Paul Walker and Lucas Davidson, who live for dick and who spend every minute off-pitch pumping ass. Indeed, ball-play takes on a whole new meaning here, and rest assured your wrist is in for a serious workout throughout. When the final whistle sounds, your wad will have been long since blown!