Bic Lawless

Deep Water Beach Patrol

Two-and-a-half non-stop hours with eleven cock-obsessed, fuckhungry and piss-lovin’ dudes. That’s right—shots of surfer boys notwithstanding, nobody goes anywhere near the water to get drenched in this flick. Three piss-happy episodes shower the guzzling guys with warm gold.

Alabama Takedown

The latest money-making scheme hatched by redneck brothers Doc and Ben Sullivan involves opening a pro-am wrestling school in the shell of an abandoned discount store on the outskirts of Tuscaloosa.