Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus: Live In Sacramento

Gaze in awe at my new special 'Work In Progress' - This set represents the halfway point between my last stand up comedy special and the next one I will film this fall. This is a straightforward 50 minute edit from one 75 minute set last December at the Sacramento Punchline. It was the greatest show I had ever done and I want you all to see it in (most of) its glory.

Geoffrey Asmus: The Only Funny White Man

Hello fellow alphas. Welcome to Geoffrey Asmus’ first stand-up comedy special, “The Only Funny White Man.” This is the first 100% alpha stand up comedy special ever released. Others have tried, but none have succeeded. Congratulations on witnessing history. The stand up comedy special was filmed in front of my parents in Minneapolis, the greatest city in America, at Sisyphus Brewery. I'm trying to type stand up comedy as much as I can for the almighty algorithm. In this stand-up comedy special I answer all of society’s pressing questions - Are dogs sexy? Do we need Democrats? Should abortions be mandatory? Can Lutherans enter into heaven? Why do people go ice fishing? And most importantly - Why are betas allowed to live?

Geoffrey Asmus: The Prodigal Little Bitch

With Prodigal Little B, Geoffrey Asmus pushes comedy forward like no one since Aristophanes. Asmus dares to speak frankly on religion (wow!), sex (whoa!) and politics (holy cow!) even as the spectre of cancel culture looms over us all. Asmus also includes some prop comedy while daring to be irreverently funny in a humorless age. After watching this special you will feel like a newborn baby, stripped of your preconceptions and ready to live again.