Ingrid Tejada

For-Profit Online University

The infomercial consists of various students giving testimonies of their success, owing it to the school, literally named For-Profit Online University. The later half of the special introduces the threat of an evil rogue spambot named Howard, who was bribed with a large sum of ThoughtCoins, a digital currency used through the school, in an attempt to placate him.

Sauce (Verb): To Make Agreeable or Less Harsh

Here at Reliable Insurance, each day is the same. Each hour drags on until released for the evening, to come back and do it all over again. However, today there is hope. Today, two men, relative strangers, connect on their lunch break finding an unlikely bond. A friendship that could finally change their lives. Or at least their lunch break.