Jaimz Asmundson

Goths! On the Bus!

A couple of uber-goths ride the public transit to go to the mall and buy more lipstick.

Parasite

Jock Van Rysell is a middle age psychiatrist on the verge of a nervous breakdown. When a parasitic male patient of his interrupts his comfortable life, his sanity is literally flushed down the toilet.

Cannibalism: A New Taste in Style

In the near future ceilings have been replaced by omnipresent TV's. In the mass media Cannibalism is being hyped as the latest trend in people's day to day lives. Ma, Pa and Wilberforce are your typical North American family. They are obese, over consuming and have a big screen TV on their kitchen ceiling. Life doesn't change much for this family unit, Pa goes to his job at the meat shop, Ma works her dead end job and lately Wilberforce has been staying at home because he is sick. However, when Wilberforce suggests eating Pa for dinner ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

Carpet Cleaners

Amerika, Zed and Kyle are good friends until the excitingly undermedicated bitch goddess Trasha enters the frame, cutting Kyle off from his friends and their vacuous and unencumbered world of beer and porn. Amerika and Zed aim to free their friend from the clutches of his nutburger girlfriend by enlisting the aid of the Sappho Carpet Cleaners for some wet work. The plan goes awry when Trasha and her psychosis find themselves a paying gig and tables are turned, trashed and burned.

Doomsday at Bikini Beach

Three giant Chihuahuas, from outer space, travel towards the Earth to take over the earth. Kyle Lemke, the survivor of their last attack, goes to see a psychiatrist for the trauma he has suffered. The Shrink, who is in league with the Chihuahuas, hypnotizes Kyle to thinking the best thing for him is to go on a vacation. Kyle decides to go to the beach. He gathers up his friends and they head for the beach. Disguised as three girls, the Chihuahuas intercept the boys on the way there and join them for the party. At the beach, the girls shed their disguises and return to their giant Chihuahua forms, and they attack the boys. Traumatized, the boys walk back to the city, where they are safe, for now.