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Joey Kern

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Joey Kern is an American actor. He is best known for his roles in the 2003 films Cabin Fever and Grind.

05-09-1976

Birthday

Virgo

Zodiac Sign

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38

Total Films

Also known as (male)

Kentucky, USA

Place of Birth

Popular works

Creative career

actor

38 Works

producer

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director

2 Works

writer

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Attack of the Doc!

Attack of the Doc!

Before the rise of big tech, social media and Marvel movies, Attack of the Show! chronicled the rise of nerd culture. G4TV's flagship show launched the careers of hosts Olivia Munn and Kevin Pereira and was beloved by fans! But what really happened?
5.4

Year:

2023

Baby Money

Baby Money

When a home invasion turns into a bloody shoot-out, a pair of ragtag fugitives take refuge in the house of a single mother as they wait on their fiery (and very pregnant) getaway driver to hatch an escape plan in time for a major payday.
5.8

Year:

2021

Useless Humans

Useless Humans

A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.
4.5

Year:

2021

Big Bear

Big Bear

Joe reluctantly has his bachelor party even though his fiancé just dumped him for some Dude.
5.0

Year:

2017

A Beginner's Guide to Snuff

A Beginner's Guide to Snuff

Two brothers, desperate to break into the world of television and film, decide to enter a horror movie contest. And what could be more horrifying than the elusive snuff film?
5.0

Year:

2016

Electric City

Electric City

In a post-apocalyptic world, humanity lives in small settlements whose main activity is to produce electricity.
6.5

Year:

2016

Asthma

Asthma

A young musician takes a beautiful tattoo artist on a ride in a stolen classic car.
6.0

Year:

2015

Bloodsucking Bastards

Bloodsucking Bastards

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.
5.5

Year:

2015

Homeward

Homeward

0.0

Year:

2015

Beneath

Beneath

A crew of coal miners becomes trapped 600 feet below ground after a disastrous collapse. As the air grows more toxic and time runs out, they slowly descend into madness and begin to turn on one another. Inspired by true events.
5.3

Year:

2013

Alter Egos "Behind The Scenes"

Alter Egos "Behind The Scenes"

Behind the scenes feature of Jordan Galland's 2013 film "Alter Egos."
7.0

Year:

2013

My Funny Valentine

My Funny Valentine

When love continues to elude a newly single, young writer, he turns to what he does best and writes the girl of his dreams into his life. Zander is struggling to find both love and himself but everything changes when he meets Zoe. Launching his master plan he employs Zoe to work with him on a new script but gets caught between the "real" world and the "reel" world. My Funny Valentine is a modern-day take on love and friendship and the blurred lines in between.
7.7

Year:

2012

Please, Alfonso

Please, Alfonso

He loves her. She loves him. But does she feel the same?
7.5

Year:

2012

Alter Egos

Alter Egos

At a time when superheroes have lost government funding and public support, a superhero meets a girl who can help him overcome his own emotional crisis.
5.2

Year:

2012

Complacent

Complacent

Two close sisters, Myah and Beth, struggle with their differences in life and in the older sister's mentally abusive marriage, until the complacent lives of Beth and their married friends are shaken to the core by a tragedy that they are all forced to face.
9.4

Year:

2012

Easy Rider: The Ride Back

Easy Rider: The Ride Back

In this revisionist drama, the film delves into the family lineage of Wyatt Williams, the character made famous by Peter Fonda in the original Easy Rider Movie. Centering around the Williams family, and their internal family struggles throughout the eras of the 40's to present day, as they struggle to connect with one another through the only way they know how. Their love of motorcycles and the freedom of the ride.
4.4

Year:

2012

Screwball: The Ted Whitfield Story

Screwball: The Ted Whitfield Story

Story takes place during the MLB strike of 1994 when the nation turned its eyes to the sport of wiffleball. We follow the the pursuit of Ted Whitfield as he tries to break the homerun and his subsequent battles with substance abuse.
7.0

Year:

2010

Pete Smalls Is Dead

Pete Smalls Is Dead

Two old pals attend an old friends funeral and find there is more to his death than him being dead.
4.8

Year:

2010

Breast Picture

Breast Picture

Pornographers make an Oscar-worthy drama when the director writes a great script and inspires his talent-handicapped cast and crew to deliver great performances.
7.7

Year:

2010

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

Don Ready is many things, but he is best-known as an extraordinary salesman. When a car dealership in Temecula teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, he and his ragtag team dive in to save the day. But what Ready doesn't count on is falling in love and finding his soul.
5.4

Year:

2009

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!
4.4

Year:

2009

Just Add Water

Just Add Water

An offbeat romantic comedy about a decent guy, Ray Tuckby, with a dead-end life in the dead-end town of Trona, CA. After encouragement from a stranger whom he happens upon, Ray begins to dream again. He sheds the parasites in his life, musters the nerve to pursue his childhood love, and finally takes back his community by toppling the local teenage Meth-baron.
5.1

Year:

2008

Lucky You

Lucky You

A professional poker player whose astounding luck at the table fails to translate into his lonesome love life attempts to win the World Series of Poker while simultaneously earning the affections of a beautiful Las Vegas singer.
5.6

Year:

2007

All The Days Before Tomorrow

All The Days Before Tomorrow

Wes is awakened in the middle of the night by an unexpected phone call. It’s Alison, the girl who could have been, who is flying home to Tokyo in the morning and wants to come by for a night of reminiscing before she goes.
7.5

Year:

2007

Totally Awesome

Totally Awesome

Do you prefer to wax on or wax off? Preacher won't let you dance? Well then, put Baby in the corner and come on down, 'cause VH1 is bringing back more of the'80s you love in this feature-length film, Totally Awesome. The Gundersons have just moved across the country and the kids - Charlie, Lori, and Max - are trying their best to acclimate themselves into a new school and all kinds of dilemmas therein: the need to dance, the pitfalls of young love, the quest for popularity, scientific genius and of course the quirky but loveable Japanese gardener. Totally Awesome takes all your favorite '80s-flick mainstays and weaves them into the biggest and baddest plotline ever conceived. Tot say it is radical would be an understatement.
5.0

Year:

2006

The Sasquatch Gang

The Sasquatch Gang

Young fantasy and science fiction aficionado Gavin Gore and his friends stumble onto some huge footprints in the woods. A local cop, reporter, and a renowned Sasquatch authority investigate, while two of Gavin's dim-witted neighbors hatch a scheme to profit from the situation.
5.7

Year:

2006

Love Wrecked

Love Wrecked

18-year-old Jenny Taylor is ecstatic when she finds out that her favorite rock star, Jason Masters, is a guest at the tropical resort where she is working for the summer. When they are both thrown overboard during a Caribbean cruise, she saves his life and they find themselves stranded on a remote beach. Deliriously in love with the idea of time alone with him, she manages to hide the fact that they're a stone's throw away from their resort.
5.1

Year:

2005

Pizza

Pizza

A pizza deliveryman develops a bond with a girl nearly half his age.
5.1

Year:

2005

A Funny Thing Happened at the Quick Mart

A Funny Thing Happened at the Quick Mart

Taking place at a quick mart, something happens and it is funny!
0.0

Year:

2004

Cabin Fever

Cabin Fever

A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
5.7

Year:

2003

Grind

Grind

Four skaters follow their idol on his summer tour in an attempt to get noticed, get sponsored, and become stars themselves.
6.0

Year:

2003

Garmento

Garmento

An idealistic, want-to-be fashionista lands the dream job with her favorite designer in New York City. Swept away by the glamorous facade of the fashion world, Grindy gets sewn within the seams of the garb underworld while climbing to success. Shot on 35mm.
0.0

Year:

2002

Love the Hard Way

Love the Hard Way

Claire, a brilliant student, seeks answers to the meaning of life in the calm of her biology laboratory. One day, she meets a mysterious young man, Jack, at the cinema, and is intrigued by his style, assurance and audacity. Apart from his artistic activities, Jack has a regular scam going, ripping off foreign businessmen with his loyal mate Charlie and two actresses. But his tough guy exterior conceals a secret passion for old books, and he dreams of writing a novel one day. Jack falls hard for Claire's purity and curiosity. An unusual romance develops between them. But Jack is scared of their growing intimacy and rejects Claire, withdrawing into his shell. Abandoned and confused, Claire gradually begins to neglect her studies and embarks on a spiraling course of self-destruction, whilst Jack, who tries to ignore her, concentrates on his criminal activities. However, a sharp detective, named Linda Fox, is following his dodgy tracks.
6.3

Year:

2002

XX/XY

XX/XY

Three friends begin a dangerous three-way relationship that spirals out of control, leading to dire consequences that haunt them ten years later.
6.0

Year:

2002

Super Troopers

Super Troopers

Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.
6.6

Year:

2001

The Virgin

The Virgin

How to have children without having sex. Two sisters, one married to a man, the other married to God. One goes through artificial insemination and the other through spiritual insemination. Who will be successful in their attempt?
0.0

Year:

2000