Melissa LaMartina

A Corpse for Christmas

NecroPhiladelphia splatter punks celebrate Christmas with old pagan customs and putrifaction passion.

Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!

Creep on down to the crypt and join undead dame Aurora Gorealis for Shocktail Hour, a hilarious horror show crawling with a ghoulish cast of characters, twisted takes on classic fright flicks, and devilish drink demos. First, it’s complete lunacy when Aurora transforms the show into a werewolf sanctuary under the glow of a full blood moon. Then, Aurora digs up the living dead for a re-animated romp with an army of zombies. Finally, it’s slime time with Aurora’s 2021 Blobfest Variety Show.

Out There Halloween Mega Tape

Gorge yourself on candy corn and hunker down for a haunted house party filled with aliens, vamps, and phantom tramps via this hard-to-find flick from an infamous East Coast ’90’s bootleg video operation. Straight from the archives of Trader Tony’s Tape Dungeon, the “Out There Halloween Mega Tape” was assembled from the highest quality source materials available and presented just as it was sold via Trader Tony’s mail order catalog in the 1990’s.

What Happens Next Will Scare You

Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.

House Shark

When Frank finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark, he’s enlists the aid of the world’s only “House Shark” expert and a grizzled former real estate agent to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life.

Terrortory

In the vein of Creepshow and Tales From The Crypt comes this anthology horror featuring six tales set in the nightmare land called the Terrortory!

Camp Killer

The sheriff of a town plagued by an unstoppable killer Meets up with his nemesis one last time as a pair of survivors complicate matters for the worse. Who will be left standing and what will remain of their sanity?

Call Girl of Cthulhu

When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.

WNUF Halloween Special

A local TV personality leads a team of supernatural investigators, including an exorcist, into the darkest corners of a supposedly haunted house.