Nigel A. Marsh

The Ups and Downs of a Handyman

A young handyman and his wife move to a small village and set up business. There, the handyman encounters numerous strange characters, including a local constable more inept than a squad car full of Keystone Kops; an elderly magistrate whose primary passion is spanking young women; a schoolmistress with a closetful of kinks; and more predatory housewives than the young man can handle.

Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.