15-07-1959
Birthday
Cancer
Zodiac Sign
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Genres
83
Total Films
Also known as (male)
Alger, Algeria
Place of Birth
15-07-1959
Birthday
Cancer
Zodiac Sign
-
Genres
83
Total Films
Patrick Simon Timsit
Also Known As (male)
Alger, Algeria
Place of Birth
actor
83 Works
producer
0 Works
director
8 Works
writer
4 Works
other
0 Works
Aimons-nous vivants
Year:
2025
Fallen from the Truck
Stanislas, a fisherman, loses everything when his boat breaks down. Too old and illiterate, he decides to join forces with old fishermen who attack trucks on the road. It is very risky for Stanislas as his own sons are police officers. When things go wrong, he ends up with a box in which he finds a 10-year-old boy...Year:
2024
Sweet Sixty
At sixty years old, two friends in financial difficulties are going to take advantage of their image in the fashion and advertising world. One is still beautiful, the other never was. But beyond the game of appearances, what does it really mean to be of retirement age today?Year:
2023
Brother and Sister
Alice and Louis are brother and sister. She is an actress; he was a teacher and poet. For more than 20 years, Alice has hated her brother. In all this time they haven’t seen one another. The death of their parents brings the siblings face to face.Year:
2022
Dancing On
After thirty years of marriage, Sandra finds out that her husband is having an affair with his best friend. She immediately leaves him and has no choice but to seek refuge in her childhood home, where her sister Danie still lives. The sisters couldn’t be more different. Danie, a stubborn single with a dog and the heart of a social justice warrior vs. Sandra, a bourgeois housewife with decades of a secure lifestyle on a posh vineyard behind her. Their cohabitation starts out rocky to say the least… But with the help of close buddies Roberto and Lucien, Danie coaxes Sandra into joining their local dance troupe, and reconnect with the greatest joy and talent of her youth. Through their shared passion for dance and the solidarity of the troupe’s other dancers, the sisters embark on a fresh life path. Because, really, it’s never too late... even to fall in love again.Year:
2022
Drôles de familles
When comedians draw on the family to make people laugh, everyone is concerned. This documentary looks at everything that is horrifying or hilarious in the family: from the "new generation" fathers to the dictates of the perfect mother, as well as the taboos of parenthood, unmanageable teenagers, and unbearable mothers-in-law.Year:
2022
The Last Mercenary
A legendary secret service agent comes out of hiding and returns to France to help the son he's never met get out of trouble.Year:
2021
Intraitable
Gabriel refuses to obey a prefectural decree which requires him to treat his vineyard with pesticides. As an advocate of biodynamic principles, he opposes the use of chemical products on vines.Year:
2021
Le grand show des humoristes - Spécial couples
Year:
2021
Le grand show des humoristes
Year:
2020
Poly
The adventures of Shetland pony Poly in the South of France.Year:
2020
Le livre de ma mère
Year:
2020
Les 60 ans du one-man-show
Year:
2020
I'll Go Where You Go
Vali and Mina are two sisters who are polar opposites, pushed apart by life’s hardships and trials. One is a singer, a dreamer and emotional. The other is a therapist, distant and rational. Their loving father has finally found the perfect opportunity to bring them together, if only for a weekend, in order to hopefully patch things up between them: Vali has an audition in Paris and it’s mina who has to accompany her despite her contempt for her sister’s passion.Year:
2019
Tout contre elle
Girlfriend or enemy? Does the young cleaning lady Alice really want to protect the well-heeled Hélène from a scandal or rather blackmail her? In any case, Alice not only found her lifeless body and Hélène's wallet in her employer Svende Petersen's home, but also video footage that weighed heavily on Hélène. Because the married to a budding Member Hélène has fled without help from the apartment of her lover, when she became aware that Svende no longer breathes. But now Alice knows her secret. It becomes Hélène's menacing shadow ...Year:
2019
La famille, ça me fait bien rire !
Year:
2018
20 sketches, une vie
Year:
2018
Stars 80, la suite
Vincent and Antoine, tired of the tours, decide to go on holiday with all the troop of Stars 80.Year:
2017
La télé de Valérie Lemercier
Year:
2017
Marie-Francine
A woman at the age of 50 moves back in with her parents after her husband leave her for a younger woman.Year:
2017
Gangsterdam
Ruben, Durex and Nora are three students in their last year of college. Ruben has already failed his exams once due to his lack of self-confidence. He's been as useless with Nora, to whom he dares not confess his feelings. And his childhood friend Durex, the most embarrassing guy in the world, is no help at all. When Ruben discovers that Nora is a dealer and that she's going to Amsterdam to bring back a new kind of drug, Ruben bucks up the courage to accompany her. This trip to Amsterdam is an ideal situation in which to at last seduce Nora. But his bad luck: Durex comes along for the ride. While the trio discover Europe's craziest capital, their lives really get complicated when they realize that the drug they've just picked up belongs to one of Amsterdam's most dangerous gangsters. Very quickly, Ruben, Durex and Nora will understand that to get their old lives back, they must stop being nerds in order to become true heroes.Year:
2017
Dalida
Based on the true story of acclaimed music icon "Dalida" born in Cairo, who gained celebrity in the 50s, singing in French, Spanish, Arabic, Hebrew, German, Italian, playing in awarded Youssef Chahine's picture "Le Sixième Jour", and who later committed suicide in 1987 in Paris, after selling more than 130 million records worldwide.Year:
2017
Patrick Timsit - On ne peut pas rire de tout
Year:
2016
Mr Gaspacho
The end of the school year is approaching and Méline, an introverted teenager, has only one week left to get close to the boy she loves. Assisted by her loyal advisor Mr Gaspacho, and her best friend, Méline will attempt what would normally be impossible for her.Year:
2016
A Mighty Team
Sadoun is France’s best soccer player whose extra-curriculum pleasures are damaging his play and new contract negotiations. Dispatched by his scheming agent to his home village, he ends up reconciling with his father, relating to his fatherless niece, who dotes on him, and training his local children’s team, whom he takes to championship glory.Year:
2016
Hidden Kisses
Nathan, 16, lives alone with his father Stephane. A newcomer in high school, he is invited to a party and falls in love with Louis, a boy in his class. They find themselves out of sight and kiss each other, but someone takes a picture of them. Soon, the photo is published on Facebook and a storm overtakes their lives as they face bullying and rejection.Year:
2016
Robin Hood: The True Story
Robin des Bois, with his friend Tuck, are bad guy: they only steal poor, women and old people. They dream to get they own brothel in town, like the Pussycat. They decide to rob Nottingham's tax office, but they meet the Sherwood gang - who steal to rich to feed the poors - with the same idea in mind: Robbing the Nottingham sherif. The true story of Robin des Bois can finally begins!Year:
2015
Anything for Alice
Slacker Max fell so hard for single mother Alice in college that he developed a website aimed at winning her heart. Years later, after his venture has earned him millions of dollars, Max risks his entire fortune performing an ever more complicated series of social contortions to get close to Alice, now a politically motivated factory worker.Year:
2014
A Song For Mama
With their beloved mother only a few days to live, her children decide to give her a surprising parting gift: bring Dave, a lifelong fan, to her bedside in the Ardennes. But even though everyone adores her, brothers, sister and brother-in-law are not on the best of terms and cooperation is not their strong point. For her sake, however, they will overcome their resentments, drawing from their love the energy and the madness necessary to carry out their project. Finding Dave and luring him to the Ardennes will be no easy task.Year:
2013
Stars 80
Die-hard fans of the 1980s, Vincent and Antoine run a company that supplies doubles of faded stars throughout the whole of France. What starts out as a promising business venture ends up as a calamity when Vincent and Antoine have over forty engagements booked but no one to attend them. They then have a brainwave. Why not get in touch with the real stars of the 1980s and persuade them to make a comeback? Why make do with an imitation when you can have the real McCoy?Year:
2012
L'Innocent
The film is based on real events be tween the years 1978-1980. Theo Grangier, a man without education, with no parents nor family, is involved in the robbery along with two recidivists. But the policeman is killed during a robbery. But Theo is the only one who is arrested and charged with murdering an officer of laws, even though the other two perpetrators are not found and Theo is not conclusively proved to be a murderer. He is later sentenced to death. The trial galvanizes the French society - Jean-Paul Sartre comes out publicly in favor of Theo Grunge...Year:
2012
HOUBA! On the Trail of the Marsupilami
When reporter Dan Geraldo (Alain Chabat) arrives in Palombia to hunt for a scoop, he never suspects that he is about to make an incredible discovery... With his resourceful local guide Pablito (Jamel Debbouze), D an has one surprise after another during a thrilling adventure that allows him to bring the world some spectacular news: the Marsupilami, a mythical and mischievous animal, really does exist! You too will believe in furry tails!Year:
2012
Marrakech du rire
Year:
2011
Patrick Timsit - Au Palais des Glaces
Patrick Timsit au Palais des Glaces en 1993...Year:
2010
The Great Restaurant
Fragments of the lives of the customers of a great restaurant and the inconvenience of its manager.Year:
2010
Patrick Timsit - The One Man Stand-Up Show
13 ans après son dernier spectacle, Patrick Timsit remonte enfin sur scène avec un nouveau one man show, plus drôle et plus corrosif que jamais...Year:
2008
The Wedding Guest
Year:
2008
Par suite d'un arrêt de travail...
Year:
2008
Dragon Hunters
Dragon Hunters is a fantastic tale telling the adventures of two dragon hunters: the world has become a vast conglomerate of islands of varying size and shape. This babbling universe is mainly peopled with ruthless rogues, surly peasants and illiterate, petty lords Their main concerns revolve around two fundamental rules : Eat and don't get eaten.Year:
2008
A Pain in the Ass
An unlikely friendship develops between a hitman and a suicidal guy who have both checked into the same hotel for different reasons.Year:
2008
Azur & Asmar: The Princes' Quest
Raised on tales of a Djinn fairy princess, Azur, a young Frenchman goes to North Africa in search of the sprite, only to discover that his close childhood friend, Asmar, an Arab youth whose mother raised both boys also seeks the genie.Year:
2006
Vivre c'est mieux que mourir
Year:
2006
Incontrôlable
Georges, one morning, became uncontrollable despite himself. Something that has the donkey's voice in Shrek, can control his body.Year:
2006
Les Enfoirés, 15 ans d'Enfoirés
Year:
2005
Désiré Landru
Désiré Landru - husband, lover - and murderer. Based on documented facts, this is the full story of one of the most ambiguous criminals and lovers of the 20th century, the first modern serial killer.Year:
2005
The 11 Commandments
After an evening of drinking, six men find themselves in front of The God of the Joke. Distressed to find that people aren't laughing anymore, He gives the six friends a mission: to save the world with the Eleven Commandments of the Joke. The men enthusiastically take on their task. They undertake various tests aimed at pushing the limits of stupidity.Year:
2004
The Car Keys
Who would think losing car keys could lead us that far ? Be careful, adventure is on every street corner...Year:
2003
Slice of Life
Pierre has four months left to live if he does not find a new liver. His only hope is a transplant from his brother, Paul. But Pierre hates Paul and has refused to see him for the past ten years. They are different in every aspect : their way of life, their tastes. Nevertheless, Marie, Pierre's fiancee, is determined to reconcile the two men. A love-hate relationship develops, disrupting the trio, recomposing the couples and even going so far as to change their personalities. After a few too many drinks and a bit of fooling around, the settling of scores between the two brothers will come to a surprising end.Year:
2002
Les Enfoirés 2002 - Tous dans le même bateau
Year:
2002
Love Street
A handyman in a 1940s Paris brothel tries to help the prostitute he loves with her singing career and romantic life.Year:
2002
Les Enfoirés 2001 - L'odyssée des Enfoirés
Year:
2001
The Prince of the Pacific
French war ship is arriving to Polynesian shore during at 1918 - and adventures begin...Year:
2000
Les Enfoirés 2000 - Enfoirés en 2000
Year:
2000
Quasimodo d'el Paris
The location is the town of El Paris. When ten-year-old boy Quasimodo shows signs of deformity, his well-to-do parents place him in the charge of the town’s mysterious evangelist, Frollo. In exchange, they adopt a Cuban girl, Esméralda, from a lower social class. Ten years later, El Paris is menaced by a serial killer, and Quasimodo is the prime suspect.Year:
1999
Paparazzi
Franck shows up in a gossip magazine photo behind a brawling TV star at a football match.Year:
1998
Les Enfoirés 1998 - Enfoirés en cœur
Year:
1998
The Cousin
Nounours is the nickname of a "cousin" an informer with a special arrangement with the police: he gets 10% of the drugs seized thanks to his help. When his personal contact, inspector Maurin, commits suicide, inspector Gérard Delvaux takes over. Meanwhile, judge Lambert is uncovering the illegal practices of the policemen. Her persistent investigations, which had cornered Maurin, are leading to Gérard, and also to Nounours as the source of heroin that led to recent cases of deadly overdoses. Nounours promises Gérard increasingly bigger catches which he is intent on realising before he is forced to reveal who Nounours is to judge Lambert.Year:
1997
Marquise
Marquise is a drama about the rise and fall of a beauteous actress. As cheerfully portrayed by Sophie Marceau, the eponymous heroine is an engagingly ribald, but perhaps rather too modern, character. She rises from an impoverished background to become a favourite of the Sun King, Louis XIV, and the mistress of the celebrated Racine, who wrote roles especially for her; but her fate, in the end, is a tragic one.Year:
1997
Les Enfoirés 1997 - Le Zénith des Enfoirés
Year:
1997
La Belle Verte
As part of an intergalactic coalition, a well-meaning space alien volunteers to bring a message of self-actualization and harmony with nature to the one planet rejected by all her peers as incorrigible: Earth.Year:
1996
Little Indian, Big City
Stephen, an international trader, tracks down his ex-wife Patricia in some Amazonian backwater. He needs her consent to a divorce so that he can marry Charlotte. Unfortunately, he discovers a son he didn’t know he had – Mimi-Siku. The young jungle boy yearns to see Paris so Stephen reluctantly agrees to take him back home with him for a few days. How will Mimi-Siku react to life in the great metropolis?Year:
1994
À la vitesse d'un cheval au galop
The film tells the story of a group of pensioners desperate to visit Le Mont-Saint-Michel.Year:
1992
Le bal des Casse-pieds
A tolerant veterinarian turns the other cheek when annoyed but changes his nature when he falls in love.Year:
1992
Bonne étoile
Year:
-
What a Drag
A closeted gay man's attempt to "act straight" for the sake of his job has unexpected consequences.Year:
1996
Les Enfoirés 1994 - Les Enfoirés au Grand Rex
Year:
1994
Vanille fraise
Husband finds out that his wife is a secret agent and that she has a handsome partner.Year:
1989
Anthony's Crime
A young man loses his fiancee, struck by lightning, on his wedding day.Year:
1989
Cher Père Noël
Year:
-
The Art of Breaking Up
Lucette and Edouard: Two lovers passionate about sex, money and life. He is a spoiled but penniless child who wants it all while she is a celebrated figure of la vie parisienne who knows what she wants and what she is worth. Edouard is marrying a young, pretty and rich heiress. He comes to confess this to Lucette and to make their parting official, but he doesn’t want to leave her. He struggles with all his might to hide his betrayal but her opportunities to learn of it are countless and unpredictable.Year:
2005
L'Art (délicat) de la séduction
The film follows Etienne, a 40-year-old car designer, who takes time off from work to study sexual mastery from a Zen master and several prostitutes, in the hopes of having the sexual skill to impress Laure. Laure, a blonde who was introduced to him by his friend Jacques, told Etienne on January 1 that she will not have sex with him until May 27 that year at precisely 9 PM.Year:
2001
Death in Therapy
Antoine Rivière, a highly-reputed psychoanalyst, is visited by a new patient, Edouard Berg. When Berg claims to have killed his own wife, the doctor suspects he is a compulsive liar. How could he know that he has been caught in a trap and it's already too late for escape?Year:
1996
Les Enfoirés 1996 - La Soirée des Enfoirés
Year:
1996
Love in the Strangest Way
Successful Julien sees his family off on holiday and at once becomes drawn into a risky relationship with Angela, whom he spies outside the cafe opposite his office. When he later finds she is to become his son's new nanny he rightly starts to worry there is more to the relationship than he bargained for.Year:
1994
The Crisis
Victor is a legal advisor who finds himself abandoned by his wife and fired the same day. He tries to seek comfort from different friends and family members, but everyone he meets is concerned with their own problems. His morale begins to falter when he realizes that no one cares about him.Year:
1992
Mother
Henri Verneuil was born Achod Malakian of Armenian parentage on October 15, 1920, in Rodosto, Turkey, and his family fled to France and settled in Marseilles when he was a young child. He later recounted his childhood experience in the novel Mayrig, which he dedicated to his mother and made into this 1991 film with the same name.Year:
1991
Une époque formidable
Michel Berthier, cadre supérieur d'une entreprise de matelasserie, vient d'être licencié. Comme il n'ose pas avouer la vérité à Juliette, sa compagne, il s'endette pour maintenir le niveau de la famille qu'il couvre de cadeaux. Mais il ne peut bientôt plus mentir et il décide alors de quitter la maison. Après avoir perdu son argent, sa voiture et ses chaussures, il rencontre Toubib, Mimosa et Crayon, trois «Sans Domicile Fixe» qui font leur toilette dans les lavabos de la gare de l'Est. Ils le prennent sous leur aile et l'entraînent à aller cambrioler son ancienne entreprise afin de se munir de duvets et de litsYear:
1991
Deux flics à Belleville
Two young policemen have the same name, due to an error of the administration. They will have to show their talent.Year:
1990
Aller à Dieppe sans voir la mer
The first thing to know is that there is the sea in Dieppe. It is very rare not to see the sea when you are in Dieppe. Should really be a failure to miss the sea in Dieppe. Bibi, our hero, has missed everything: the pace, the sensitivity, the woman, the behavior. Life has always spared her happiness.Year:
1989
Sans peur et sans reproche
Without fear and beyond reproach: the life of the brave knight de Bayard reviewed and corrected with humorous sauce.Year:
1988
